Chapter 1

YIKES! Latoya Jackson?

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YIKES: Sherri Shepherd from The View

Filed Under: Linebacker in Drag

Sherri Shepperd looks like a dude… PERIOD. A dude with big titties, make-up and a wig. This has nothing to do with her being plump or thick it’s about her shape. She is however, looking slimmer and better these days.

YIKES A BOILING HOT MESS: Khia (pic)

Filed Under: Speechless!

Draw your own conclusions on the pic. I’m still trying to get over the memory of her rapping those lyrics… “R.E.S.P.E.C… Respec ME… U Got 2 R.E.S.P.E.C…. Respec ME,” before she got kicked off the TV reality contest Ms. Rap Supreme.

YIKES: John Singleton

John Singleton has always look really odd. When Tyra was fooking him, it was obviously for money and pretige. He looks like he has random temper tantrums and suffers from multiple personality disorder. He also looks like you could be taking to him and he’s not paying attention which is probably how he ran over that woman on the street a while back

YIKES/What in De FOOK!: Aretha Franklin

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LOOK: It's Anita Baker

Here’s how Anita looks today (left) and yesterday (right) after a performance this week in S. Florida. No, she has not made our Yikes list.

YIKES: Jermaine Jackson and he READS this BLOG!

Jermaine Jackson subscribes to the Radio Facts blast nevertheless, when one makes the YIKES likes one makes the YIKES list… Period… What in de fook is up with this scarf?

YIKES: Jay Z and Beyonce Underdressed for Event (pics)

OK, we all know they are both filthy rich superstars but is there a level of class and responsibility that go with that? Perhaps some might say having that kind of money allows you certain privileges and without question, Jay Z probably has more money than all the men in the picture but I still can’t get used to people showing up in church dressed in T shirts, Jeans and Sneakers. OK, it was a press conference  “Answer The Call” Charity Concert – Press Conference at Madison Square Garden but Jay Z is the only one who is not dressed. To me, it just speaks volumes when you take the time to get dressed up for an event. Jay Z, mostly, looks odd here. Even industry celebrity superstar genius almighty record label extraordinaire legend… Kevin Liles got dressed for the event (laugh). What do you think?

YIKES: KC (from KC and the Sunshine Band)

Wow, the clock is not always kind. KC And The Sunshine Band In Concert – August 24, 2009… B.B. King Blues Club & Grill

YIKES, I mean WOW, I mean YIKES: Sherri Shepherd?

Sherri Shepherd came down 10 dress sizes to a size 6… I thought a size 6 was small? There were some people who made some crude comments about Shepherds shape, like “she looks like a big-tittied dude” (stop laughing).. I thought that was incon… (I said stop laughing)… inconsiderate since she went through so much to drop the weight. Oh well, here is the new Sherri.

YIKES: Is this a Real PRODUCT?

YIKES: Madonna's Arm (don't look at this if you are eating)

She looks like 90-year-old dude that does those commercials for The Juiceman. She needs to eat some fooking carbs this is disgusting.

Why Neverland MUST Become a Theme Park

All that land, Michael Jackson’s affiliation… wasted?  It’s estimated that over a billion people watched the memorial worldwide.  Does this idea have potential? Is it humid in Miami? The California economy is SO deep in dookey right now that people there have not even gotten their state refunds yet. YIKES: Can you imagine opening what you THINK is your refund check and it’s an IOU? The state is not only broke, it’s in DEEP debt. Here we have an excellent opportunity to generate revenue for the state. The possibility of a WORLDWIDE theme park or memorial exibit for, as Berry Gordy so eloquently stated, THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER OF ALL TIME and we’re passing it up? Michael didn’t own much of Neverland before he died but he did prevent it from foreclosing. Neighbors around the property are saying they don’t want that kind of attraction in their neighborhood. Well, one of the first things they taught us in real estate class was, the government or the city can step in and claim your property if it’s in the interest of the public. I’m not sure about Cali state laws but if it applies here, I would do just that.  In addition, there are complaints that there are no hotels or accomadations for that kind of a massive crowd. Well Neverland is HUGE, take a chunk of that property and build the facilities there…. Are you trying to tell me the major hotel chains would not LEAP on an opportunity to build on that site or around it if Neverland was to become a park? The setup is already in place for animals and it has rides. Not much work would have to be done to turn it into a Michael Jackson attraction. If the state does not turn Neverland into a memorial and/or theme park for Michael Jackson, AT ALL COSTS, it would be a absurd.

YIKES: Michael Jackson Impersonator Looks more like MILLIE JACKSON

YIKES: Tom Joyner

Filed Under: Aflac Duck

OK, I’m just joking…. I like Tom, is he training the next Tom Joyner yet? Picture was taken at a bad angle…. (photo credit wireimage)

LOOK: Lil Kim, Chris Brown and Diddy too

White Party: Sean “Diddy” Combs, Ashton Kutcher And Malaria No More Host The White Party – Inside Private Residence
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Shawn Wayans and Friend

Lil Kim: Not making our YIKES list this year. Cosmetic Swag Winning us over?

Diddy and Chris Brown

YIKES: Bobby Brown

Filed Under: Baby gone in there and cook me some grits! GONE NA!!!

TOO MUCH FOR TUESDAY: Preacher/Radio Host Busted with Crack in his….. CRACK???

Now do you see why I don’t believe in religion? Higher power? Yes but religion… NO! There is NO man or woman on this earth that is greater than your own higher power…. below is proof…we ALL make mistakes…

A man identified as a Fort Wayne pastor and radio personality has been arrested on three charges of dealing cocaine. Fort Wayne police said the department had received several complaints about the Rev. Curtis White III selling cocaine, and the Vice and Narcotics Section investigated him for a month before making an arrest Friday. According to a written statement, police served a warrant at White’s hotel room in the 4900 block of Bluffton Road and found 6.6 grams of crack cocaine in the room and 6.5 grams of crack cocaine “secreted in a body cavity of Mr. White.” White, 59, of the 4200 block of Hanna Street, was being held on $150,000 bond. (Do they mean he has the crack up his ass? YIKES)

Police said Beatrice Knox, 44, of the 3700 block of S. Lafayette St., aided in making the purchase. She was charged with two counts of dealing cocaine and one count of possessing cocaine. Knox was being held on $102,500 bond. White has been Sunday morning host of the Gospel Train Unity Inspirational Hour on 102.9 The River, the station confirmed Monday. It said he paid for the time, and the payment was listed in connection with Divine Faith Baptist Church, 1433 McCulloch St. His promotional items for the station describes him as a pastor, but does not say what church with which he is affiliated. A call Monday to the phone number listed for the church said it had been disconnected or was no longer in service.

YIKES: Chasity Bono

The daughter of the famous couple Sonny and Cher has decided to have reassignment surgery to become a man. (That is no joke) Problem is, every doctor that she has gone to immediately tells her “No surgery required!!!” (that is a joke). My son used to play basketball with her in the park in North Hollywood and said she could hold her own on the court with all the brothers. (that is true)

YIKES: Phil Spector Sans Wiglet

Filed Under: Goodbye to Hollywood…

Now that he is a ward of the California state prison system, convicted producer/murderer Phil Spector has been forced to surrender his external physical attachments.  As seen in the below mug shot, the 69-year-old former superstar Hollywood music producer now looks like the manager of the local ACE Hardware store is Lubbuck, TX. Below the mug shot is a picture of one of the frightening wiglets that he wore during his criminal trials (the most recent of which ended in the music producer’s conviction for killing actress Lana Clarkson in February 2003). Spector, who was sentenced last month to 19 years in prison, was photographed after arriving last week at the North Kern State Prison Reception Center in Delano. [source]

YIKES: Little Richard

Little Richard is indeed a pioneer and a revolutionary music figure. It was revealed that he had purchased and wore for this performance, all make-up within a 10 mile radius of Los Angeles. He performed at BB Kings in LA over the weekend in this pic. In addition he and Michael Jackson are rumored to be creating their own line of signature wigs.

YIKES: Don't Look at this if you are eating. Calf Born with 2 spines and 7 Legs

I knew you were going to look anyway… (laugh). This calf was recently born in the UK by Cesarean section after the cow could not deliver it. It lived for all of 5 minutes. See picture after the jump….

Red Alert????

As you know, radio and industry people are automatically excused from the popular “YIKES” list.

YIKES: The Results of 4 Decades of Oppression….Hairdo Alert!

DEPRESSION…  The guy filming this head torture is wrong for encouraging her that it actually looks “Hot.”

YIKES: Kelly Clarkson

The former American Idol winner at an event this past weekend looking a hot, holy mess.

YIKES: Verdine White (Earth Wind & Fire)

Verdine White from Earth Wind & Fire did this photo shoot yesterday. Accompanied by his interesting hair, the legendary bassist did the Photo Shoot at the Got It Like That Studios in LA. What made him do this?

YIKES: Bobby Brown "Bloated Mechanic"

I know Bobby and he is one of the most down-to-earth people I have ever met in the industry but the hard life is starting to catch up to the father to be. Bobby looks like a bloated mechanic here.

YIKES: NABOB Pics

I’m a little sour cause other blogs got these pics before us and we ARE the industry but at least NABOB sent them, now on to the roast…. As you know industry people are off limits but Chaka is a singer so she is off the meter. Why does she look like Lily Munster and what is that on her waist, a Championship Belt for Wrestling? Great thing tho, she’s dropped a few pounds. Cicely Tyson looks like a corpse with that outfit and why is it that Keyshia is the only person that looks… well “normal.”  Do you get the vibe that Keyshia is saying ‘get me the hell out of here with all these old ass industry people?’ Were there any…. shit, I don’t know…. NEW or OTHER INDUSTRY PEOPLE at the event??? UPDATE: OK, heard from NABOB, there were at least 20 photogs at the event. This is from only one photog. I need to receive the proper pictures from now on!! Do they know who our audience is??? (laugh). Then again, I guess I could have gone and had someone cover it too ha? See today’s Editorial… Thanks NABOB…

YIKES SPECIAL: Mugshot Pics

Granted, there are no stylists in prison but at least the guards could extend the courtesy of a mirror, washcloth, comb, lotion or an ice pack before one’s picture is taken at this unforgettable moment. Most of these images are from the prison system in Decatur, GA. (click for larger images)

YIKES: Frankie and Neffie

For the most part, Keyshia’s money has made her family look good ESPECIALLY considering where they came from. This picture, nevertheless, is the exception. At first glance I thought Neffie looked like a cross between Sheryl Lee Ralph and TD Jakes. Frankie, well let’s just say she looks like Frankie. I know, that was REALLY low…wasnt’ it? This is what happens when the stylist is either blind or pissed off at Keyshia for not paying him or her for the last month.  They throw two crippled and dirty wigs on her mother and sister and take a picture of them. We reported yesterday that Neffie is pregnant AGAIN with baby number 5. Is she trying to catch up to Lauryn Hill? Another baby for Keyshia to take care of…

YIKES: Lil Kim

The jury is still out on this one. Since Kim got her nose done, she actually does look better but if she goes under the knife one more time, she is going to start looking like a transvestite.

YIKES: The Breakfast Song (will programmers consider this?)

I don’t know if it’s the worst song or the worst singers or both… you decided… Notice the woman’s enthusiasm… what in the hell is Sugar and Rice. That’s got to be a southern thing…

YIKES: George Clinton

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Does George ever get tired of getting up in the morning and putting on that multi colored wig? Guess Uncle George gets a pass. Photo courtesy of Paulette De Suzia

YIKES: Is this a bad joke? WHO is Offered a Million to be a Porn Star?

(Is Octomom a nice way of saying Eight-Babied Octopussy? This pic looks like a pregnant alien) Nadya Suleman, mother of fourteen, and most notably known as “octomom” is being pursued by a popular adult film studio to star in pornographic movies. According to TMZ, adult film studio Vivid Entertainment has made Suleman a $1 million offer, plus a year of health insurance, in exchange for doing whatever they need her to do in a XXX film. “Nadya obviously needs income to ensure that her children are secure, so we are offering her up to $1 million to act in one movie,” says Vivid cochair Steven Hirsch. “We’ve had many single mothers work with us over the years, and their income from Vivid has been very important to them. We would schedule production so the movie could be shot in less than one week.” Hirsch makes it clear that hooking up with Vivid makes good, bottom line sense for Suleman. “There is a tremendous amount of interest in Nadya, and we can help her capitalize on that interest and put some real cash in her bank account.” Hirsch also added that they would do their best to make sure Suleman wasn’t put into any compromising positions. “As with our Vivid Girls, she would have her choice of partners, including ‘Octodad.’ “

YIKES: Stevie Wonder?

OK, he’s my old boss but since when has that stopped me from talking? He was a great boss but Stevie just can’t get a break with the Obamas and what kind of people are working for him. Has he hired Aretha Franklin’s staff? This new pic with his hairline looking like a freshly paved driveway is just not right. In addition, his hair looks like some kind of head glove. Then a year ago during the campaign, poor Stevie fell down the stairs in this video… (do not laugh) and Michelle went with him.. it was (I said stop laughing) a defining moment for the dude behind Stevie who…. (I will wait until you stop laughing….) anyway, dude behind him not only had Stevie fall on him but probably got fired after the incident for not yelling “One more stair!”

YIKES: Free (former BET Hostess)

What happened to Free? She looks like Biggie’s mom in this pic at the VIBE party the other night. Perhaps she should have played Angela Bassett’s part in the movie?

YIKES: DeVante Swing (Jodeci)

Looks like there’s a contest for all singers from the 90′s to sport the strangest “do” they can create.  Yesterday we posted a pic of Dru Hill members with one of the dudes sportin’ a Fantasia like “do,” today we feature Jodeci member DeVante Swing looking like he was stopped while makin’ a run for one of those corner stores that smell like dehydrated hamhocks for some diapers. This “do” my friends, will soon become the industry standard for brothers.  All VPs and PDs take note. The reporter is asking him for his take on (yawn) Chris Brown and Rihanna (is it possible we can move on from this story?)

YIKES: Dru Hill

Looks like the group is back together… again…. why does the one dude wear his hair like Fantasia? I forgot which one of these dudes is the father of Hot 97 Jock Angie Martinez’s kid.

YIKES: Is this Wendy Williams in 15 years?

OK, I’m wrong for this, but the Game’s mother has an interesting story about how she escaped an abusive relationship. Check out the video. Doesn’t Jamie look like an older Wendy Williams…?

YIKES: Girl from "Push" and Director Lee Daniels

This woman was a customer service rep before she was offered the role of Clareece Precious Jones (that name is too funny) in the new movie Push by director Lee Daniels. Lee previously produced the successful Monster’s Ball (Halle Berry’s Oscar winnner). Here he is with his new starlet Gabourey Sidibe (Clareece) attending the premiere of Madea Goes to Jail… unfortunately, neither was ready for the red carpet or pictures. In a situation like this, both should have done what a LOT of stars do, came seperately and hired models as dates.

YIKES: A-Rod likes WHAAAAAAT?????

Whenever I see one of these women, I always think of the muscular chick in Scary Movie and when her balls fell out of her skirt, I laughed till I almost pissed on myself… anywho… As if the steroid scandal is not enough, recent rumblings state A-Rod may also be into sluts with nuts, or at least sluts who LOOK like they have nuts (laugh). Sources report that Selena Roberts, the Sports Illustrated co-writer who broke the recent story of Alex Rodriguez testing positive for steroids in 2004, has a book on the slugger “coming out,” for lack of a better phrase, in May. Supposedly the book “The Blitz has learned Hit and Run: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez” tackles A-Rod’s steroid use and “sexuality.” A petite stripper once allegedly told the New York Daily News that A-Rod ‘likes the she-male, muscular type.’ Which would explain his attraction to Madonna (below) (laugh).

YIKES: Eddie Murphy and Micheal Jackson Video

I don’t remember this song and I know it flopped but this video… OH NO…

OH NO: Readers on AJC Blog BAKE V-103 Announcers

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Recently terminated V-103/Atlanta announcer Porsche Foxx called Atlanta Journal and Constitution’s Radio and entertainment writer Rodney Ho about her mysterious termination this past November. It was rumored Porsche allegedly had a couple of “addictions” that she could not control and management had grown tired of it.

Perhaps Foxx felt the need to address Atlantan’s about her second firing after being given a second chance when she was terminated a few years previous from V-103 after being stopped by Atlanta police and caught with narcotics in her vehicle and driving with a suspended license amongst other charges. The first firing made local headlines.

For those of us who work in marketing and promotions, we know that there are those times when it is best to simply shut up and move on. This is one of those cases. Porsche states that the reason she left is because she found a

YIKES: "Madea Goes to Jail" Promo Pics

Media Mogul, Tyler Perry is one UGLY chick. Here are the promo pics for Madea Goes to Jail hitting theaters Feb 20. (click for larger images)

YIKES: DO NOT Look at this pic if you are eating….. WARNING

I actually changed the original pic, it was even grossing me out…

YIKES: What is Going on with Kanye?

Why do I keep thinking of Marvin Gaye when I see Kanye these days. Granted, dude lost his mother last year but is he OK? Who is he surrounding himself with and is he on the verge of a breakdown? His ego is absolutely out of control. Here he is on the new cover of VIBE looking like a homeless man.

YIKES: Amy Winehouse

Our first YIKES of 2009 goes to Amy Winehouse. This shot was taken while she was on a recent vacation.. perhaps she is looking for her purse?

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YIKES: Dru Hill???????

In the background there is a painting of “Sexy Wanda Smith” from V103… why? (laugh).  I like Wanda… Supposedly, she got the group together for a performance in Atl. The question remains who was in charge of wardrobe?

YIKES: One SCARY Ass Picture/Jennifer Lopez

While Jennifer Lopez is monumentally delicious, TD Jakes would look like Tyra Banks next to these creatures. The first woman looks DEAD… period. Look at that arm YIKES. It looks like a piece of stray floss. Jen’s Husband Mark Anthony has always run a close second to Skeletor and Donna Versaci looks like somebody kicked her ass then forced her to put on makeup at gunpoint. She looks like Obama’s running mate John McCain. Finally, even though Jennifer is a perfect size she looks OBESE next to these three. She weighs even more than her husband!!!

YIKES: Bobby Brown, Lil Kim, Trick Daddy

YIKES: Baby born with 8 teeth

Keith Mintz heard the doctor and nurses chuckling while they cleaned up his newborn son.

Then the doctor called him over.

“He said, ‘Come here, I want to show you something,’” Keith Mintz, 37, recalled. “He said, ‘He’s got teeth.’”

Mintz was puzzled at first – how could this baby that doesn’t even have hair yet have teeth, Mintz said he wondered. But sure enough doctors pointed them out.

The proud papa then relayed the news to his family waiting outside the delivery room.

“I said, ‘He’s healthy, he’s here, he’s got teeth,’” Mintz said.

The Mintzes said they were just as surprised as the doctors to learn that Matthew had teeth. No one else in their family was born with teeth that they know of. The condition is called natal teeth and happens once in every 2,000 to 3,000 births, according to the online medical encyclopedia Medline Plus.

“I was OK with it because my baby was healthy. I think it was more of a surprise when I saw them.” Melissa Mintz, 32, said. “My reaction was, ‘If this is the worst I have to worry about, then I’m a lucky mom.’”

Baby Matthew has eight teeth and four “buds.”

His mother said she has two main worries: that a tooth will come loose, he’ll swallow it and it’ll go into his lungs or that he’ll lose his teeth and won’t have new ones until his permanent teeth start coming in.

“We’re basically just trying to find out the best information that we can to make the best decisions,” Melissa Mintz said.

Pediatric dentist Dr. Beth Cook said she’s seen a dozen cases of natal teeth since she finished her residency in 2005. Cook works at the Pediatric Dentistry of South Charlotte.

Natal teeth don’t have the same quality as baby teeth because they’ve come through before being fully developed, Cook said.

Two big concerns are the baby choking on the teeth and having a higher risk of decay, Cook said.

“To be born with eight is certainly unusual,” Cook said.

To keep natal teeth clean Cook advises parents that they can brush them or wipe them down with gauze and a washcloth after feeding.

“They absolutely have to be kept clean,” Cook said.

Breastfeeding can be awkward for obvious reasons, Cook said. Melissa Mintz said she was breastfeeding.

YIKES: Best of the Radio Facts Blog 2008 Preview

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YIKES: Busta Rhymes

Perhaps middle age spread is inevitable… what has Bus a Bus been eat a eaten?

OH NO: As Predicted in Radio Facts Talk Shows Hurt PPM?

Looks like the first major casualty of the talk doesn’t fair well with PPM prediction in Radio Facts is the Legendary Steve Dahl who was given his walking papers by WJMK (Jack FM)/Chicago. According to the Chicago Tribune Dahl is out despite a contract with the CBS Radio outlet worth $1 million annually that runs into 2011 (YIKES). (I’m sure from his picture, he got a nice severance package. Hey, don’t hate the honest man. Hate the dishonest system). “It turns out that music gets better ratings than we do with this new PPM ratings system and guess what’s cheaper? The music. So this is our last show,” he told his audience on Friday.

Yes, yes, y’all. So what’s going to happen to Steve Harvey, Tom Joyner and others as PPM grows? Time, oh it will tell….

YIKES: K-Fed?????

Filed Under: Retired Baby Machine

K Fed has about eight kids running around LA but he struck gold with Britney Spears and got 2 baby dudes out of the deal and a nice check. But has he been using the check to eat everything in LA? From the looks of this picture, I’d say he spends a lot of time in Inglewood at the Soul Food cafes and restaurants. My question then becomes, damn, are the kids getting any baby food or is he eating that too? Welcome to Team Bloat Kev, your fried chicken dinner, mac and cheese and cobbler await you.

Cox Enterprises Announces New Business Organization: Cox Media Group

(well CBS does have a new company with LAUNCHcast but this story is actually about Cox… YIKES.. error)

Cox Enterprises, Inc. announced today that the company is bringing together its three media units — Cox Newspapers, Cox Television and Cox Radio — under a new organization named Cox Media Group, Inc., effective January 2009. The subsidiary will be headquartered in Atlanta and Cox veteran Sandy Schwartz will serve as president. “Bringing together our media operations under one organization creates efficiencies that allow us to strengthen Cox for the future,” said Jimmy Hayes, president and chief operating officer of Cox Enterprises. “Working together, our businesses will grow to become more cost effective, learn more from each other and continue their leadership position in serving our markets.” The businesses comprising Cox Media Group will include 17 daily and 26 non-daily newspaper publications, 15 television broadcast stations, 86 radio stations, more than a hundred digital services associated with these businesses and Valpak. Cox’s planned sale of Valpak and newspaper assets in Texas, North Carolina and Colorado continues during this reorganization. The creation of Cox Media Group also positions the company for continued growth in today’s rapidly shifting communications landscape. Each of Cox’s three media units will benefit from more comprehensive and efficient corporate resources while retaining separate operations. Additionally, each business within Cox Media Group will gain access to an expanded knowledge base given Cox’s strong focus on market research. “Another advantage to Cox Media Group is that we are bringing together our wide array of digital resources that ultimately will lead to enhanced online and mobile experiences for all our audiences,” said Schwartz. All of Cox’s media properties are managed and run locally with employees who live in the communities they serve. Additionally, each business location will continue to make important contributions of time, talent and financial support to their local communities. Following the formation of Cox Media Group, Cox Radio will continue to trade publicly on the New York Stock Exchange under the symbol CXR. “All of the publications, stations and digital properties we operate within Cox Media Group will continue to compete as the leading source of news, entertainment and information in the markets in which they operate,” added Schwartz. Cox Enterprises, Inc. ( www.coxenterprises.com ) Cox Enterprises is one of the nation’s leading media companies and providers of automotive services, with 2007 revenues of $15 billion and more than 83,000 employees. Major operating subsidiaries include Cox Communications, Inc. (cable television distribution, telephone, high-speed Internet access, commercial telecommunications, advertising solutions and Travel Channel); Cox Newspapers, Inc. (newspapers, local and national direct mail advertising); Cox Television (television and television sales rep firms); Cox Radio, Inc. ((NYSE: CXR) broadcast radio stations and interactive Web sites); Manheim, Inc. (vehicle auctions, repair and certification services and web-based technology products) and Cox Auto Trader (automotive publications and a majority stake in AutoTrader.com).

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YIKES: K-Ci

Twe Fall Down but Twe Get up?

Not in this case, K Ci Looks like Bobby Womack. They were JUST not ready for stardom.

YIKES: Bizzy Bone (vid)

What in de FOOK!

YIKES: Tina Turner

Tina looks like Aunt Esther in this 1st pic. Enough is enough. Yes, she held it DOWN for decades past the average woman’s prime but the train has come to a screetching halt and the fat dude in the back looks like he is trying not to look at her so he won’t laugh. Tina looks bloated and it looks like her ankles are swollen. The second pic, also recent helps her a bit but she still looks like a 65 year old woman in a 25 year old’s dress. Is it me, or does it look like Tina has been hitting the bottle a bit?

YIKES: Macy Gray?

Calling all of the Lord’s Disciples… what is going on with Macy Gray? She looks like she was asleep on the bathroom floor by the toilet in the park when someone asked her to get up and take this picture. All Macy needs are a couple of plastic bags to complete her look as a homeless woman.

YIKES: Etta James

Gastric Bypass surgery. Maybe for her age, she does not look that bad. Top 3 are from last night’s premiere of Cadillac Records, the bottom is pre Gastric Bypass surgery.

YIKES: Ron Jeremy

Why is this old ass porn star still relevant in the industry? Cause if HE can get it, EVERYBODY can get it. Women still THROW themselves at him, I’ve seen it. Here he is at the AMAs

YIKES: Tocarra

Tocarra’s stylist should be collecting his or her first unemployment check as of today. This is Tocarra, who usually looks unusually delicious at the American Music Awards looking like Carrot Top. Carrot Top is one ugly chick….. (laugh).

YIKES: The Reincarnation of Diana Ross and Berry Gordy (pic)

YIKES: Kid Rock (no more drinks)

This is the reason you should never drink at an industry event

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WHAT/WHAT IN DE FOOK! Whitney Houston New CD Cover

Now you know I LOVE me some J Records and they are EXEMPT from the YIKES section for LIFE…. but NOBODY and I MEAN NOBODY is excused from our “What in de Fook” category. Someone sent this picture to me this morning claiming this is Whitney’s new CD cover…. If this is her…. the title should be changed to “Whitney looks UNUSUALLY DELICIOUS in this pic”… I think…. Hep me lawd….

OH NO: What Was Chingy Thinking? (pic)

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Blogster Necole Bitchie pointed this out when digging through her collection of event pics… She stated…
“Chingy showed up in style to Ne-Yo’s birthday bash last month and turned heads with this colorful ensemble. Then a few days ago he was spotted at an event with his boy who was rockin’ the same clothes.”

(TRIPLE WHAMMY! OH NO/YIKES/WHAT IN DE FOOK).

Necole goes on to say “Now If it means anything, me and my girls use to borrow each other clothes back in college. Never thought it was something that men do though…”

YIKES: Katt Williams sans "do" Arrested this week

Here is a pic of Katt Williams without his trademark perm and hat.

Troubled comedian Katt Williams has had some big run ins as of late.. he kept his fans waiting at Carnegie Hall for more than half an hour last night in NYC — because he was trying to bail himself out of jail. Authorities held Williams for weapons possession after they noticed three guns inside his cars. Williams spent most of Thursday in jail. He posted $25 Gs at Manhattan Criminal Court just as he was meant to take the stage uptown at Carnegie Hall for a sold-out show. The show went off without a hitch and he even made reference to the arrest during the show.

Radio One Lay offs at 92-Q

Amidst dwindling stocks and a dismal last quarter Radio One is making more changes starting with Baltimore’s top-rated radio station WERQ. The corporation laid off two of its morning radio personalities yesterday, saying it will replace The Big Phat Morning Show on 92Q (WERZ) with syndicated programming. Morning disc jockey Marc Clarke, who had been with the station for nine years and producer Sonjay lost their jobs in the shake-up at the popular hip-hop, R&B station. By yesterday afternoon, their profiles had been removed from the station’s Web site (YIKES). A third disc jockey, Porkchop (WHAT?), will remain with the station in another position, said Howard Mazer, the station’s vice president and general manager.

Sonjay and Clarke could not be reached for comment yesterday. Mazer said that on Nov. 17, the station will replace the show with The Rickey Smiley and Deez Nuts Morning Show a nationally syndicated program that has been picking up steam over the last few months adding several markets to its roster. WERQ will play music with no disc jockeys until then, Mazer said. “Everybody’s looking at expenses,” Mazer said. “It’s the fundamentals of what is going on with the economy right now.”

WERQ was Baltimore’s top-rated radio station in figures released by the Arbitron ratings service in July, a ranking it often carries. It attracted nearly 10 percent of the area’s listening audience.

Radio One, WERQ

Radio Facts Anniversary/Year-End/Best of Radio Facts Blog Issue

It’s a damn shame that I have to do one magazine covering three events but now clients have three reasons to buy ads… This economy is fooking with the best of us even master hustlers like me, shyt… In an industry where we are all nervous about the future, let’s take a second to laugh at some shit and be entertained for a chance… The best of the Radio Facts blog, everybody’s favorite section YIKES, and OH NO, OPEN THE CHUYCH, WHAT IN DE FOOK and all the crazy shit that happened in radio in 2008. Let’s face it, you can keep reading the depressing ass weekly trade mags, soon to be monthly’s (excusing Radio One’s trade mag which will continue to get ads with no problem, I’ll give you 57 guesses, the first 56 DO count…. who in the hell can compete with that, they should call that magazine “Monopoly” or “Hostage” -laugh-). If any of the execs at Clear Channel want to do a trade mag pick up the phone and call me NOW!!!

COMBO PLATTER: DELICIOUS ALERT/YIKES: Traci Bingham

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Traci has always had an incredible amount of deliciocity and unusuality, especially during her Baywatch days in the first pic. Pam Anderson couldn’t hold a candle to Traci with her obese implants and baby ass. But I must say in the second pic, while still maintaining an element of deliciousness, Traci looks like a pornographic mannequin. These women and all this surgery to keep working in Hollywood has reached the boiling pernt (point)… as Kenny Rogger’s said in his song “You got to know when to hold em and know when to fold em,” Traci looked unusually delicious in the first pic but now she borders a Phenom freak in the second pic. What in the fook happend to Traci’s lips? Nevertheless, her body, surgery and all, is on point and she still gets our delicious alert tag with a hint of YIKES in today’s Radio Facts.. but one more appointment at the plastic surgeon could have her looking like the cat lady (pic)

OH NO/YIKES/LOOK: It's El DeBarge

Hollywood can be wonderful and horrific on the other end, it would amaze you to see how many former stars live in discount rental units or who collect unemployment or who are forced to work at drug stores or the grocery store. The old saying “15 minutes of fame” becomes evident when you have lived in a place like LA and you see how many celebs struggle to get a second or third break that most likely never comes. Many are addicted to what used to be and they think they can get another chance and they refuse to leave. The DeBarge family has had an incredible amount of problems, legal, financially and personally… it was actually revealed in a Vibe magazine article that the father of the DeBarge kids did indeed molest many of them. That was a rumor for decades but the mother and the family members actually admitted it was true.

Father of 10, with the oldest being 32, El Debarge, 46 is in jail again under his real name Patrick Eldra DeBarge. El was charged last year with everything ranging from vandalism to drugs and domestic violence.

YIKES: Aretha Sings "Touch My Body" (vid)

Actually, she sounds pretty good, it’s the concept that’s funny…

YIKES: Beyonce as Etta James

This is how Beyonce looked when she packed on the 20 pounds to play the troubled and drug addicted singer Etta James. The weight gain is obvious but whoever did this makeup did an excellent job of making Bey look like a hot boiling steamy fooked up drunken sloppy mess.

YIKES: Ne-Yo

I’ve seen this pic several times and everytime I see it this girl looks like Teena Marie’s brother in drag.

NEW SECTION "YIKES'" COUSIN: "YUCK" "Crippled Glutes"

Filed Under: Pin the Tail on the Actress..

Lets face it, if you are going to arrest black kids in Florida for wearing their pants to low and calling it public indecency, then this woman, Tara Reid, should get a life sentence. Great face… but her ass looks like a 40 year old leather purse.

YIKES: Madonna

We gave her credit for looking good for a 50 year old white chick but we have to take that back after looking at this pic….

YIKES: Boy George

(click for larger image) I guess the one disadvantage to being a young dude in drag is that you eventually become an old dude in drag. 80′s pop icon Boy George looks ridiculous at 46 still wearing this gear. He looks like Margaret Thatcher…

OH NO: Radio One's Industry Trade Magazine SLAMMED!

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….Tell Radio One to step aside and let the REAL publishers in this motha fooka come forth, hear ye, hear ye. THE 2008 BEST OF THE RADIO FACTS BLOG!!!/Anniversary Issue of Radio Facts is here. Street Date December 8. All your favorite sections, YIKES, DELICIOUS ALERTS, OPEN THE CHUYCH, LAWD, WHAT IN DE FOOK, WHAT, OH NO, GREAT GREASY KEYBOARD. Yes, more of the madness that made this blog Number 1 in 2008. Our mission was to pull you away from your everyday stress with some odd shit …and we did it, didn’t we??

Ad Space is reasonable and STILL Available, sorry folks, cover may change and I may replace Angel’s spread with Kimbo Slice (laugh)… just joking, I kill me…. as for now, it remains the same… Thanks for making us a HUGE success….

Kevin Ross
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YIKES: It's Tone Loc

YIKES: Big Boy (power 106)

Big Boy must have lost 600 pounds (laugh). Kudos to him for getting his stomach stapled, dude was HUGE. See pics of him in Drag in Duece Biggalo and at an event some years back. The most current is this video of a recent show with Ne-Yo in LA. You can tell this is LA there is not one black person in the audience. Black people continue to make a mass exodus out of Los Angeles.

YIKES: It's Lisa Lisa

I could make some really bad jokes like “Lisa is All FRIED Out” but I won’t… Lisa still looks good even with the extra weight, don’t you think?

YIKES: Funniest picture of the MONTH!

This is what you call the “Perfect Date.” Old girl is probably still pulling hot dog chunks out of her hair…

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YIKES: Wanda from the Frank and Wanda Show V103

OPEN THE CHUYCH: I said I would never talk about radio people but the rules have changed as of today. I knew I should have gone to Tyler Perry’s opening of his Studio’s this past weekend. Looks like V-103′s Frank and Wanda morning show’s co star Wanda went and one thing’s for sure, If they remake Batman again, no need to look far for the next person to play The Penguin. Wanda is SO wrong for this get up, she should have consulted V103′s entertainment reporter Miss Sophia for advice. (click for larger image)

Did OJ Have any Idea He Would AUTOMATICALLY Be Found Guilty?

Hell hath no fury like revenge on a black man who ALLEGEDLY escapes murdering two white people. Guilty on ALL counts. He could spend the rest of his life in prison… YIKES

YIKES: Liz Taylor and Ed McMahan

Tell the truth, wouldn’t you like to smash Liz? OK, she is really old but can I ask why they are still running that commercial for her perfume White Diamonds from 1991. Old girl is smiling tho, she is dating a black dude. You know your shit must be on point when you are old and crunched up in a wheelchair and you can STILL get play. Liz was pure FIRE in her day and even as late as the early 90s. Now look at Ed’s old ass… Johnny is probably rolling over in his grave. The 80 something year old is playing a gangsta rapper in a new Free Credit Report.com commercial. Name on high, give me strenf… I guess he has to keep his house someway and isn’t Gary Coleman doing some type of commercial like this too after selling his draws on ebay. (YIKES)

YIKES and GOOD LUCK CE: CeCe Winans Opening Fellowship Condo Community in Atlanta

Not to rain on CeCe’s parade but they can’t GIVE away houses in Atlanta right now (that’s an egaggeration) but as many of you know I’m an agent and the industry is DEAD. I really wish her luck on this venture.

Gospel artist CeCe Winans will be in Atlanta on Oct. 2 at 9 a.m. to announce the grand opening of The LIGHT at Brookhaven, a condominium community built on the guiding principles of her life — fellowship, family and the power of personal belief, according to Eurweb.com. The 17-story complex offers one-bedroom and two-bedroom condominium homes at the apex of Brookhaven and Buckhead, two of Atlanta’s most sought-after neighborhoods. Against the backdrop of a national housing crisis, Winans says she decided, “I could help people affected by the housing downturn by working to provide them with beautiful, affordable homes in a comfortable, nurturing environment.” The LIGHT at Brookhaven, located at 3833 Peachtree Road, NE, offers an environment for those buyers looking for more — a richer, deeper involvement with their neighbors and in their community, a press release states.

CeCe Winans

YIKES: Look at Chandra Wilson (Grey's Anatomy)

Filed Under: Grey’s ANOTomy.

Unusually Frumpy…This is what you call “Hood Chic.” Where are the weaveists and the make up people when she needs this. Chandra appeared at an event like this last night…. to promote her new PSA. She looks more like she’s going to Krogers to get some ice cream at 2 AM.

YIKES: Wesley Snipes.. or Miss Jane Pittman?

The thought of spending 30 years in Jail must scare the shit out of a former Hollywood icon like Snipes who tried to claim Hollywood was racist (EDOYYYYYEEE) during the failed promotion of his last trilogy Blade, where he was asked to share equal billing with two white co-stars after he had solo success with the first two movies. Yes he was right but he should have thought about that shit before he eliminated all black people from his life during his walk of fame. Now, after the tax trial, Snipes obviously has carried the burden. In these pics, he looks like Miss Jane Pittman.

YIKES: Will and Jada

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YIKES: Janet and Papa Joe Jackson

Why don’t we ever hear from the many, many, MANY Jackson grandchildren? Janet is getting older cause she has, what my Aunt calls, “wings” under her arms and Joe has become a victim of Hollywood too, with his greasy wiglet while on a recent stop to an LA McDonald’s

YIKES: Shaquille O’Neal

Filed Under: What in De FOOK!!!

Shaq exits Barney’s on Madison wearing a bizzare wig. He kept pointing to his head, laughing, “Look at the new hat I bought at Barney’s”

YIKES, I MEAN DELICIOUS, I MEAN YIKES: Jada Pinkett

Jada goes back and forth between YIKES and DELICIOUS in these pics. The services are wrong for running these bad pics of celebs but Jada does look like she could use a 2 piece from Kentucky Fried Chicken with extra buttery biscuits. These pics were taken at the premiere of the new Samuel Jackson flick Lakeview Terrace.. for all the Los Angelenos.. isn’t there really a subdivision in LA called Lakeview Terrace… seems like I remember seeing it…

YIKES: Angel Lola Luv

Filed Under: Look ma, I’m on stage with no panties!
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Angel walked out on stage and talked to fans at a recent show with her best (OK ladies “surgical”) ASSets revealed. A female friend said Angel looks like she has a “Kangaroo ass” (laugh). I will admit, the doctor who did this could have merged her legs and ass better but it is what it is. enjoy…

YIKES: Vanessa Williams

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The result of bad plastic surgery (laugh) no this pic was taken at a bad angle.

YIKES: THIS IS AN INTERVIEW?: Gross Statement by DMX to Complex Magazine

DMX feels the need to tell this story to the recent issue of Complex magazine. Doesn’t it make you want to go out and grab a copy for the rest of the story? This is about a groupie encounter.. The average person could tell a person is nasty like that just by looking at them. I hope you are not eating when you read this.

“There was one that took a shit and didn’t wipe her fucking ass. I wake up smelling shit. I go into the bathroom to take a piss and see big-ass logs of shit, but no toilet tissue in there. See, paper’s supposed to be the last thing. Paper goes on top of the shit. But I saw shit and no paper.” – -

For some reason, I have just lost all interest in burgers…. And the irony, she was probably laying next to him before he got out of bed YIKES. Let’s give all glory to Hotel Maids and the shit they have to clean up.

dmx

YIKES: Janet on Tour

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I never thought I’d say this… Janet is getting…. Lord Help me!….. OLDER…. Oh the Shame… Who Knew?

YIKES: Tameka Foster (Usher's Wife)

Filed under: Tummy Tuck Swag

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Usher’s expectant wife Tameka Foster is well… expecting again. This will be Ursh’s second child and her 5th.

OH NO: The Best of The Radio Facts Blog Magazine?

You know I LOVE doing magazines and after all the emails and the HUGE readership of Radio Facts, I’ve decided to do a Best of The Radio Facts Blog/13th Anniversary issue, street date November 5. Ads are selling fast, actually, magazine publishers lie and say that so that you will hurry up and buy an ad. Shit, I haven’t even started selling ads but you can book now. Independents, you gotta pay up front, been fooked too many times by you motha fookas.

This magazine will not be the typical boring ass newsy radio magazine. You know I like to give you a vacation from the typical industry shit but it will be filled with all the Radio Facts Blog humor, everybody’s favorite sections: YIKES, WHAT?, OPEN THE CHUYCH, CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, WHAT IN DE FOOK, DELICIOUS ALERTS and more. This will be the ONLY magazine I do this year for Radio Facts and it will truly be toilet reading (my favorite reading place) cause this is the magazine I’ve always wanted to do and I promise you will laugh until you shit on yourself.. There will be radio stuff in here too.. Free to radio on sale for everyone else, profits go to URBAN YOUTH ALERT an organization for the prevention of teen STDs. Want more info? Hit me kevin@radiofacts.com

The Best of the Radio Facts Blog/13th Anniversary Issue…

YIKES: LaToya Jackson

Well, she looks age-appropriate. Is this how Janet’s going to look in 13 years? Probably…

YIKES: Fatman Scoop

He appeared at the MTV Awards in this getup…..
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YIKES: THE FINEST WOMAN ON EARTH…

… is NOT Amy Winehouse… (whew, I kill me)

YIKES: Lil Kim (#13)

“I Vant to Suck Yo Blood Tonight!” We love Lil Kim, we really do… But she is up to her old tricks again which puts her right back on our “YIKES” list….In this pic, she looks like Draculette…. all that’s missing is the fangs with the blood drippings…

YIKES: Sarah Palin?

Looks like the press is going to be all over Governor Sarah Palin and she’s already realizing their power so she voluntarily told John McCain’s campaign about her pregnant teenage daughter and her husband’s 2-decade-old DUI arrest during questioning as part of the Republican’s vice presidential search… now the mother of 5 has to contend with this pic sent to us today by a Radio Facts reader… I looked really hard to see if it was photoshopped, conclusion, if it was photoshopped, it’s an excellent job…in addition, she’d be the first woman in the white house that anyone would find sexually attractive (besides Barbara Bush)… (laugh). Of course, we all realize, she will never get the chance to be in the white house as Obama WILL be the next president….

YIKES: Micheal Jackson

This may be the first case in America where a man’s pre-teen children weight more than he does.

YIKES: New York City Triples National HIV Infection Rates!!!!

In NYC, New HIV Infections 3 Times National Rate

NEW YORK (AP) ― New data indicates New York City residents are contracting the virus that causes AIDS at three times the national rate. The city health department said Wednesday that almost 4,800 New Yorkers were infected with HIV in 2006. The number represents 72 in every 100,000 residents, compared to a national rate of 23 per 100,000. The figures are the first to pinpoint when people became infected, not just when they were diagnosed. Better blood tests have helped make that possible. Health officials attribute the city’s relatively high rate of new infections to its large populations of gay men, blacks and other groups on whom HIV has traditionally taken a heavy toll. Assistant health commissioner Dr. Monica Sweeney says the figures underscore the continued need to promote HIV testing and prevention.

YIKES: Star Jones

Star Jones may have waited too late to lose weight… she is just not a very attractive woman. In this pic, she looks like a cashier at Krogers and her neck looks like turkey neck bones…

YIKES: THE CREEPYEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN… WARNING!!!

YIKES (click for larger image)… This dude is DEAD… he had other plans for his burial. He wanted his services with him standing up so they propped him up against a wall for his funeral…

YIKES: Keyshia Cole?

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Who is the FOOK is responsible for this ad? You are FIRED!. Keyshia can do so much better than this, they must have brought in a 60-year-old photographer who was a big fan of Grace Jones to do this shit I mean shoot. Look at the tired background with all the people trying to get to her. This ad looks like an EBONY ad from 1981.

YIKES: Any Winehouse (don't open if you have just eaten)

This is the nastiest looking chick in the entire music industry game. She looks like she needs a blood transfusion….

INDUSTRY: Kevin Ross Creates CHR Version of Radio Facts Blog

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Industry vet Kevin Ross has created an additional blog for the CHR industry called “Industry Squared” (hey, there’s extra money to be made out there, I want to get more ads from the pop departments).. the new blog will cater to the CHR radio community with the same types of news, YIKES and Kevin’s unique jabs at Pop Culture (I’m taking to you in 3rd person, like I’m not the one who is writing this release… just go along). The new blog will premiere next week to our entire database of CHR stations and we encourage CHR stations to submit materials to kevin@radiofacts.com (actually, many are already doing this, I get more CHR stuff than I do urban radio stuff tsk, tsk, this is part of the reason I decided to expand well, besides doubling my income) Mr. Ross is looking for someone to head the Industry Squared blog and to contact CHR radio for news, stories and tips…

YIKES: Family Reunion Pics

Filed Under: Pit Bull in a wig

The big girl in the first pic looks like TD Jakes in drag. She was arrested for eating everything at the reunion and all neighboring grocery stores… buffets and convenience stores within a 10 mile radius. She makes the girl next to her, barely able to avoid her titanic stomach, get on our Delicious Alert list… If you want to look fine as hell, have ugly friends…. The second pic, ghetto lesbian love.. (Baby go buy me a pack a Kools and bring me my sweatsocks)

YIKES: Shawty Lo's Family at the Ozone Awards

…. I’m lost for words….

YIKES: Benny Medina singing Disco (open the Chuych, Lawd Je)

YIKES: Raven Simone

What in de Fook is this? (click image for larger pic) If Raven is trying to create a new style of dress, she has failed. She looks like a burnt chicken.

YIKES: Lil Kim (Number 10)

Filed Under: Lipo Gone Wrongo

I know a woman that got lipo on her stomach and when she gained weight, she gained it in her ankles, back and wrists (YIKES) she looked like an old school teacher. Actually this doesn’t look THAT bad but it doesn’t look that good either…

YIKES: What are they eating in Dallas?

Filed Under: Rib Slab and potato salad Sandwich

Ice Cube stops to take a picture with fans in Dallas.

OH NO: "Miss Daisy" in Morgan Freeman's Car was Jump Off. Wife Files for Divorce

Filed Under: Still having fun at 71!

The extremely elusive and private actor Morgan Freeman now has to contend with his business being all over the streets. The woman (known as Ms. Daisy) in his car on the day of the accident has gotten him in deep shit with his wife who has recently filed for divorce while the actor is still recuperating from the accident YIKES… Trivia question.. what popular kid’s show did Morgan get his start on?

DELICIOUS ALERT: ….. LIL KIM???????

I had to look out the window to make sure the world was not coming to an end, Lil’ Kim leaps off our YIKES list (9 times to date this year) into her first entry on our DELICIOUS ALERT list. This is the BEST we have EVER seen Lil Kim look. These pics come from her birthday party recently.

YIKES: Lauryn Hill Wants to Make a Comeback (pics)

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The many faces of Lauryn Hill: Singer Lauryn Hill’s boyfriend and father of her 5 yes I said FIVE children Rohan Marley announced that she is ready to make a major comeback. Marley states that Hill has written so many songs, she can’t sleep (sounds like Bi-polar disorder to me but maybe not)

YIKES: Woman on the Streets

This makes me want to surrender a big bowl of chunky vomitage. What in de fook is this? Her stomach looks like a 90-year-olds ass. Her son is like “Please don’t look at my mommy’s rubbery gut… and her friend is like “Girl, that just looks nasty!”

YIKES: Jamaican HIgh Crime Rate Causing Family Fooking?

This story is gross don’t read it if you have not eaten yet….

http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/html/20080802T090000-0500_138573_OBS_CRIME_TRIGGERING_INCEST_.asp

YIKES/WHAT IN DE FOOK!: Aretha Franklin AGAIN….

I am at a total loss for wordage when I look at this picture. Why just this past week I gave Aunt Reef credit for dropping a few pounds. Now it looks like she’s been inhaling Banana Pudding again. Her boyfriend, yes I said “boyfriend” is in the background with the striped shirt on.

YIKES: Cassie

Filed Under: Half Baked Cakes

Diddy’s fiance Cassie’s face would make our “unusually delicious” list with no problem and we will forgive her for this shot but depending on your taste and perhaps it’s the angle that just makes Cassie’s ass look more like a fresh painted wall. A black man could not have taken this picture because he truly understands an ass with a face like that MUST have protruditry to be appealing to the Black reader. This pic makes poor Cassie look like her ass had a yeastectomy. To make matter’s worse, her back is arched.. which should have given her ass a better chance of survival in the hot summer heat.

YIKES: Gary Dourdan (CSI)

So a couple of sisters have emailed me and asked me why I always highlight sisters in YIKES with weight issues… So in all fairness… here you can see that brothers are no different ladies. This man is on a fast track to being blackballed out of Hollywood. Caught with drugs in his car recently, then using the unique excuse “Those are not mines,” he is so stuck on his looks that he even modeled for his mug shot (below) looking high and homeless. The beach pic is the most recent and the one with the jacket is less than a year old. The woman in the second pic makes our “unusually delicious” list.

YIKES: Keith Sweat Fan

Filed Under Grandmammy 1986 Swag

This older woman leaped on the stage at a recent Keith Sweat concert and while he was whining and straining Oops, I mean “singing” she jumped into his lap and simulated a fook. Sweat, looking like he may need to find a chiropractor in this pic, asked her when she got through, “You haven’t had sex in a long time have you?” She answered quietly so the audience didn’t hear, then Keith said.. “Good thing your man ain’t here.” She them pointed to him in the audience.. he then leaped up and did the same dance with Keith (OK, that parts not true… whew, I kill me. But she did point to him in the audience.)

YIKES: Keith Sweat and Sisqo

Fame is fleeting… but at least Keith has a radio show (the likes of which I’ve never heard…)

YIKES: Donna Summer

Filed Under: The High Price of GAS

60-year-old Donna Summer’s “Hot Stuff” has cooled off. Her face looks GREAT but she is now shaped like an egg. Guess singers can’t wear girdles and sing at the same time.

YIKES: DMX

Let me be as professional as possible in saying this….

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OK, mom said, if you don’t have anything good to say, don’t say anything. In this one case… I’m going to follow that…

YIKES: Sly Stone

What in de FOOK kind of drugs did Sly take in the 60′s and 70s? Whatever they were, they fried his brains like two eggs and sausage ending up on what looks like TOAST.

The only thing missing here is a long string of drewlage. Whoever dresses him is either blind or they have a very dark sense of humor.

I will not even touch 70 year old George Clinton in the background…

YIKES: Aretha Franklin

Filed Under: Would you like Syrup with those Pancakes?

Well at LEAST she’s shed a few pounds but that has not stopped her from showing way too much cleavage from her coin bags. Outside of that, she looks better here than I’ve seen her in years.

YIKES: Oprah and Tyler Perry?

The National Enquirer needs to hire age-appropriate writers who are not stuck in the 70′s. This is the most idiotic shit I have ever seen.

YIKES: (not so) Deelishis and Trick Daddy

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Deelishis has earned the ghetto award for coming out to an event in full stretch mark swag… She needs a plastic surgery intervention. Trick Daddy looks like he’s ready to apply for disability.

YIKES: Lil Kim

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This is the 9th time Lil Kim has made our Yikes list this year dammit.

In this picture, she looks like a bloated mannequin.

Look how the guy below her is looking at her like what in the fook is that. When you compare her to the sister to her right, it really shows how much work she’s had done and how it has affected her looks.

YIKES: A Picture you will Never See Again

Nas….. smiling

His record release party in NY last night that was said to be horrifically unorganized and Nas, they say, showed up at 1AM

YIKES: Don Cornelius

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Oh God, I really hope this is just a bad angle but Don looks HORRIBLE in this pic. How old is Don? Let me look it up… hold on….Oh, he’s 72. Didn’t know he was that old. I have never been the biggest fan of his and on the few occasions I’ve met him he came off as bitter. Now that he’s sold his empire and canceled the ailing Soul Train Awards, I last heard he was working on a movie based on Soul Train (this idea, let’s face it, is dated) wonder what’s next? I will say that’s a nice suit he has on.. Damn you almost feel sorry for him in this pic. I can’t even talk about him.

YIKES: Keyshia Cole's Mother Frankie

Let’s face it, Keyshia Cole’s mother Frankie has come a LONG way from a crack addicted convict to a celebrity mom. The first picture makes her look like she’s one fart away from an accident but she makes up for it in the other two. Borrowed from Necole Bitchie

YIKES: A Woman in Atlanta

This was taken at a party last Friday…. No words but I will say this, she looks like the Ghetto version of the Michelin Tire Man

YIKES: LesBeFriends or Bus Driver?

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Filed Under: You Tell Me!
The woman making coffee with the yellow top is obviously… a woman but I spent my entire lunch break trying to figure out what sex the grindee is? There are tities but those could be fat man tits, “I’m confrused man, a nigga is confrused” (excerpt from Young Buck crying on the phone to 50 Cent)… I have concluded that it is a Marta Bus Driver or a cab driver.

YIKES: Vivica Foxx

Vivica Foxx has had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a transsexual orphan.

Viv is in her mid 40s and in this pic, she looks to be… IN HER MID 40′s so if the surgery was to make her look younger, her plethora of face and body mechanics have failed her. In other Viv news, I hear she just moved to Atlanta… This will explain why the local plastic surgeons were out celebrating all week.

YIKES: Luenell

I get press releases of this woman all the time, who is she? Oh well, today, she makes our YIKES list. In the first picture she looks like Anthony Anderson in drag making his best effort to be.. forgive me for saying this… “sexy.” In the second pic she looks like she’s farting while the picture is being taken and she’s going to run off in a corner and watch the new person take their picture and wonder “What in the hell is that fried chicken smell?”

YIKES: Jennifer Hudson?

I love Jennifer Hudson and the great people at J Records….. this is her new CD cover….umm hmm….yep, sho is………

As they are one of our sponsors, they are omitted from EVER being YIKED…

Jennifer looks FANTASTIC, she’s lost a LOT of weight… Don’t you agree?

YIKES: Erykah Badu

Filed Under: Siamese Heads

OK, so Erykah is unique, we will give her that, but what’s up with the two extra heads? Not only does it make her look like a bumble bee but it looks like some type of growth that she put panty hose on to cover up before she went onstage. In addition, what happened to Erykah’s last CD?

YIKES: Amy Winehouse

Filed Under: Shit now, wipe later

Amy Winehouse can sing, I will give her that, but this girl needs an intervention. I am also willing to bet that wig smells like piss. What in de fook is growing inside that lump on top? Amy looks like she’s had chemo just because her insurance covered it and her shorts in this picture look like Depends.

YIKES: Rick Ross Again

Today’s Keyword…. “Courage”

YIKES: Nona Hendryx

Filed Under: She looks like her own mother

So this is how Nona REALLY looks!!! You ladies can work wonders with that make-up. Unlike my mother’s best friend Laura who insists on wearing it without shaving her goatee first.

I was wonderin‘ how in the hell does a 63 year old woman hold up so well, when seeing her in recent television appearances with Patti and Sara, looking half their ages. Here, Nona looks more like the school administrator with the swollen ankles, Mrs. Lumpkins . She keeps the body on point tho.

YIKES: Busta Rhymes

What happened to Busta? Over the last few years he is starting to look more and more like a constipated mechanic

YIKES: Oprah's Feet!!!!

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This is absolutely disgusting. That’s not a bunion on her foot, it’s more like an ONION. Can you imagine waking up with that thing in your face. It looks like it has its own special odor too.

YIKES!

YIKES: Rev Run

Filed Under: No category

YIKES: Rick Ross

Filed Under: Titoos (not a spelling error)

Would somebody please tell my brother to stop acting like he’s in his own fenced-in backyard throwing ribs on the grill with one hand and a holding a beer in the other?

There are some things that the public just shouldn’t see… especially after breakfast.

YIKES Pt 2: DMX AGAIN, MUGSHOT

OH LAWD:…. absolutely NO comment…

YIKES: Kelly Price

COMBO PLATTER/YIKES and CAN'T STOP LAUGHING: Animation of Jermaine and Janet

This picture is hilarious. Janet is ready for kids (at 42 WHO KNEW?) Another blog said she’s going to give Jermaine a ladder to hit it.

YIKES: Jill Scott

Filed Under: Magnanimous Molly
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Jill Scott is starting to look very Aretha Franklin-esque these days. Ashanti looks like she could easily fit into one of Jill’s bra cups. Jill is too fine and too young for this hugesity

YIKES: DMX

DMX was arrested this week for driving without a valid driver’s license.

YIKES: Tyra Banks

This is the second time former supermodel Tyra Banks has made our Yiketry in 08. Here she is posing for the Italian version of VOGUE. The publication BOLDLY features all Black Women in the new issue (even though they are made up to look white). If I opened my front door and saw her there looking like this, I’d run down the street screaming like a bitch. These non black photogs have a twisted conception of beauty. Tyra looks like a she just had an autopsy.

ONE SMART MAN: 50 in the news AGAIN. Suing Ex for Defamation of Character?

Filed Under: Yikes, what did 50 see in her?

Why is Curtis wasting his time with this frivolous suit? You know the girls has no money, oh but she does, she gets $6000.00 a month from 50. Yep, you guessed it, fresh off of deMANing (OK, I made that word up) Young Buck, it’s business as usual for the ice cold entreprenuer as he is making a BRILLIANT move by suing his ex to get his own money back or to discontinue the child support payment as Shaniqua, has indeed defamed him and now she will owe HIM! He will then probably make a plea to get custody of his son. Somebody give this man a cigar. The savvy businessman is CONSTANTLY in the news these days for his Donald Trump-esqe hood type business moves that I must admit, even impress me. He is reportedly gearing up to sue his ex-girlfriend Shaniqua Tompkins for defamation after she publicly accused him of causing the fire that burned down her Long Island, New York home. Born Curtis Jackson, 50 has been locked in a bitter court battle with Tompkins, the mother of his 11-year-old son Marquise, for months, after he tried to evict them from the home, which he owns.

“There comes a point where you can no longer sit on your hands and listen to her spread these falsehoods. Besides hurting his reputation, they have a damaging impact on their son,” said attorney Brett Kimmel.

YIKES: There's a morning show post open, BETTER Hurry before a syndicated show snatches it…

WEDR Currently has a morning slot open for live people who live in the city and are not syndicated. I know, you are in shock right? well get your stuff over to them NOW
Send to PD
Derrick Baker
2741 N. 29th Ave.,
Hollywood, FL 33020.
NO PHONE CALLS…

YIKES: T.I.

Filed Under: “Brotha can you spare some KFC?

Rapper T.I. at Hot 107.9 show over the weekend.
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YIKES: Chaka

Filed Under: Beats the Drapes… I think (click for larger image)

YIKES: Fantasia

Filed Under: I am not my hair!

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YIKES: Look at Who Halle Used to Date

Filed Under: You Rang

Halle used to date the dude from New Kids on the Block that looks like Learch.

YIKES: Lil Kim ReEnters YIKE list. This Makes Number 8

Filed Under: Plastic Surgeons Gone Wild. Remember when Kim looked human?

YIKES: Blue Cantrell Needs the Check (vid)

YIKES VIDEO: Mother Still breastfeeding her 8-year-old Daughter

I don’t know how you feel about this but I think it’s strange…

YIKES: 25% of the people in New York have Herpes!!!!

Filed Under: Mass-Turb-Nation and Big Bowl of Grease

First they say 50% of Black teenage girls have HPV. Then they say while Blacks make up 13% of the US population 49% of all HIV cases are black people, NOW they say a large percentage of the 25% of Herpes cases in NY are… you guessed it… blacks. I just rented a space so that I can put my dick in storage. With 6 degrees of separation, is it safe to fook ANYONE anymore? Seriously, urban radio, why are we ignoring this potentially catastrophic issue? What the hell is wrong with us and our stations? Why must we be such slaves to the black church and its beliefs? If I was programming a station right now there would be drives every weekend.

The Department of Health released results of a survey Monday that show more than a quarter of adults in NeYork City are infected with thevirus that causes genital herpes. The survey found 26 percent of adult New Yorkers are infected, which is seven-percent higher than the national rate.

The incurable virus can cause painful sores, but the majority of those infected show no symptoms at all. The DOH says the virus makes those infected twice as likely to contract HIV. According to the study, within the city, herpes is more common in the female population — with 36 percent ofwomen having herpes, compared to 19 percent of all men. The disease is more common among blacks than Latinos or whites, and it’s also more common among gay men. The DOH is urging New Yorkers to use protection and take advantage of their sexually transmitted diseases clinics, which offer free and confidential herpes testing.

WOW! Kimora Lee is Back on Point

In the last YIKES we ran on Kimora Lee, she looked like a fat Eskimo. Now she has gone to the gym and gotten her shit back on point. Perhaps she concluded she needs to look great for the divorce proceedings. (click for larger image)

YIKES: It's Al B Sure

I love it when you call me Big Poppa, thro yo hands in the aya if youze a true playa
Al is not missing one GOT damn meal (laugh). I’m going to call him and tell him that too. I like Al, he’s good people. Here he is with his sons. Quincy and Lil Al B

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YYYYYYYYYYIKES! An Entire Ghetto Graduation

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Lawd, don’t move no mountains… jus gimme da strenf to cliiiiiiiiiiiimb!

It is now illegal for any black woman to have a sewing machine in her house. Serious fashion crimes are being committed on the streets of America. Can somebody PLEASE explain this random foolishness to me?

YIKES: Ghetto Toddlers on the Loose TOO!!!

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Thanks Jen Farris for sending me these pics.

YIKES: Chaka Khan

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Never one to make the top of the fashion lists, singer Chaka Khan arrives at the LA airport in her usual black drapes but with a twist this time, interesting… boots in the sweltering LA heat.

YIKES: Cathy Hughes and Al Sharpton

GOTCHA! OK, Maybe I’m having a bit too much fun with this. They actually look fine. This pic was taken at an event this week.Technorati Tags: Cathy Hughes, Radio One, Black radio, radio facts

YIKES… (sniff) Janet Jackson

You know, it’s really hard for me to talk about Janet cause I’ve met and hung around her on several occasions and she is one of the nicest persons I have ever met in the industry.

1. What happened to her latest project?
2. Has she been skipping training sessions and attending more meals?
3. Is it time for her to retire?

I will let YOU answer those questions.Technorati Tags: Janet Jackson, music industry, black music, radio facts

YIKES: Carl Thomas

What a difference a couple of years make. Carl certainly was/is a great singer nonetheless. He was at a party last weekend in this pic.

FORGIVE ME INDUSTRY FOR I HAVE SINNED: Kevin Ross Says: I've Had to Ride the Bus!

Filed Under: Yes, Yes Y’all

Yes, it’s true. Two years ago I would have NEVER told y’all this but that was when I was busy trying to be like everybody else. I HAD to make it to an appointment the other day and you know how this industry economy is, I’m not trying to spend all my money on cabs and shit trying to act like it’s the music industry circa 1999 and I’m still makin, $20,000 plus a month. Gas it high, food has gone up and it’s a LOT and I mean a LOT of black industry folks out of work y’all.

The other day, I rode the train and yes, I have to admit, LAWD…. I had to get on the BUS… Oh the SHAME!!! Who Knew? Can you imagine, an industry vet with my credentials, getting on the got damn BUS? There must be a support group for people like me… If you know me, I don’t mind trying new shit. I was actually amazed at how much of life you miss by having a car. My car is headed to the shop to replace the transmission AGAIN…YIKES: Savings Account Money SPENT… All my entrepreneurs in the house say Ho, Oh… say ho ho…

Anyway, I just had it replaced a year and a half ago and it’s 5 mos out of warranty. I went to the old white dude that fixed it the first time thinking he might give me a break and he told he would do it again for the same price. I told him to suck my… for free

Riding the bus made me see a lot of things that surprised me. First, and this is not funny, a sister got on the train with two kids and she plopped her little boy, maybe 2 next to me. The little boy was filthy, dirty clothes and he smelled like he dumped on himself. I could only think about all the black mothers out there who are single and do the best that they can with little or no money and the screwed up black men who screw without condoms or concern for the baby that might be born out of it, but how much does it take to wash the child’s clothes with a bar of soap in the sink if you have to? That shit is abuse…Let me get off of that..

Another thing that surprised me was all the white people, I mean SUBURBAN white people, REPUBLICAN types ON THE TRAIN and the BUS. Riding to the airport with their luggage and shit. I guess they’re thinking… “You stupid niccas can ride around in your gas guzzlin’cars and SUVs if you want to, but I’m saving my shit for a rainy day. Dayum coons!”

Then this drunk man got on the bus and he was talking the whole time. He was actually funny. He looked at this OUTRAGEOUSLY obese sister (maybe 500 pounds) who was eating a bag of cheeto’s very delicately (help me). She had one ass cheek in each seat and he said “You sho got some great big tities” The WHOLE bus HOLLERED. She was embarrassed but that shit was funny.

YIKES: What kind of photography is this?

Filed Under: What in de FOOK!
These pics scared the shit out of me. This shit is creepy as hell. [source]

WHAT? Dare we Say Lil' Kim Looks GOOD!

After being on our “YIKES” list 8 times this year, Lil’ Kim steps it up a bit and dare we say she looks…. (gulp) GOOD!!!

YIKES: (well, maybe not) Queen Latifah on the Beach

She doesn’t look too bad and you can tell these are her real titties.

YIKES: Forest Whittaker's Wife Needs a Piece of Cheese

Forest Whittaker’s wife looks like she hasn’t eaten since 1982.

DOUBLE WHAMMY: YIKES/CAN'T STOP LAUGHING: Jamie Foxx

Here’s Jamie’s high school pic. He looks like a member of Atlantic Starr. Jamie has come a Loooooooooooooooooooooong way…

YIKES: Patti Austin and James Ingram

Filed Under: How do you keep the music playing?

It’s been almost 25 years since Patti Austin and James Ingram released their smash single “How do you Keep the Music playing. Since that time James has virtually dissapeared from the industry and Patti has had gastric bypass. Both have not aged very well but Wynton (r) has.

YIKES: Tyra Banks

Filed Under: Draculetta

What in de fook is this? Tyra on the cover of the New York Magazine looking like someone took a dead body out of a casket to pose for a picture. When I first saw this pic, it literally scared the shit out of me. This is what happens when the industry does not hire black stylists or photographers and they want all models to look cryptic and like heroin-addicted vampires. This picture is about as sexy as the overgrown weeds in my yard and it is CERTAINLY not a black conception of beauty and the person responsible for this picture is overdue for a good ass kicking.

YIKES: Al Reynolds Seeks New Job (pic)

Filed Under: OK, she got her shit together…. NEXT Victim…

YIKES: Wesley Snipes

This pic may have just been taken at a really bad angle. Snipes has had his share of problems lately. His love for Asian women has not garnered sympathy from sisters or blacks for that matter during his recent tax woes and he pissed Hollywood’s brass off when he refused to promote the last Blade movie (Part 3) because they wanted him to share the billing with the two white co-stars as equals, after he did the first two blockbusters alone. Can’t say I blame him for that one. Can you say RACIST HOLLYWOOD… After Snipes refused to promote the movie and the two co-stars tried to promote it, it tanked and then the brass blamed him and once again, Snipes found himself without a support system. Now he heads off to jail for three years for tax evasion.

YIKES: Andre Harell

Filed Under: Chewing Gum(s)
Remember this guy? Talk about eating humble pie….

YIKES: Michael Jackson, But Great New Song

Here’s Mike with his new longer wig and new single slated for release this year “Let Me Go” I actually like it

YIKES: Will Smith

Is this what 20 million dollars a movie does to you? Will looks like he’s slapping the shit out of 55. Jada looks magically delicious. She should be doing more work. I don’t talk about children so that’s it.

OH NO: Kevin Hunter's Alleged Explicit Video and Pics Circulating the Net (Wendy Williams Husband)

UPDATE: Yikes: Now There’s a VIDEO TOO…

NOT SAFE FOR WORK (link)

After looking at this movie, I’m not sure it’s him. You be the judge. At any rate… Poor Wendy…. her multitude of enemies are not going to give her a break. Someone has been sending alleged explicit pics and now an alleged video of her husband Kevin Hunter allegedly fucking a woman who is supposedly a jump off. I would run more pics but I’m sure you don’t want to see Kevin’s ashy ass on top of this girl (or at least I don’t)

YIKES: Macy Gray

I told you Macy was a wild woman..

YIKES: Jaheim

Jaheim looks like the uncle that always came to the family Bar-b-que lit.

YIKES: Mike Tyson… AGAIN

Filed Under: Bloatation Device

GOOD Monday Monin…. The pic we ran last week was 30 pounds ago (three months), now Mike is even on bigger BLOAT. If Mike keeps this up, he’s gonna be cast to play Aretha Franklin in her autobiographical movie.

YIKES: Queen Penn

Penn looks like the woman that works at Krogers grocery store. She looks older than 35. I guess when Teddy Riley tanked, she went down with the ship…

YIKES: Grace Jones

Filed Under: Happy Birthday Grace…

Well, it’s not like Grace has never shocked everybody with something. These days, she’s calmed down a bit. Today is her 60th birthday. Here she is with her son Paulo, who is a singer in a European group called Trybez. Here is her almost equally famous brother Bishop Noel Jones. you have to give it to old girl, she looks damn good for 60.

YIKES: Kimora Lee Simmons

Filed Under: Construction Work

Kimora’s stylist and make-up artist deserve awards. They obviously work to the point of exaustion to make her look like a star. This is one hell of an assignment.

YIKES: Lil Kim

Lil Kim has made our “Yikes” list 7 times this year. Here she is in her latest Yike State looking like a puppet.

YIKES: Jamie Foster-Brown

Jamie looks like she’s on a cross country trip and just got off the Greyhound Bus to stretch out…

ripped from sandrarose.com

YIKES: Mike Tyson

Here is a pic of Mike on BLOAT…

YIKES: Janice Dickinson

Janice used to be fine as hell. Now she looks like Skelotoria

YIKES: Madonna

DOUBLE YIKES: Michael and LaToya Jackson

Filed Under : HOly Creatures! LaToya looks like a big-titied alien

Perhaps these two are the same person, heavy make-up, wigs and noses… what the fook is this….?

YIKES: Lil Wayne Talks about his Snot and more in Blender Interview

“Everyone gonna smell you. Some niggas in there don’t care, but me I’m a hygenical nigga.“

(lil Wayne discussing prison shit etiquette)

Your mother was a professional chef. What’s the best meal she ever made you?

My favorite was potatoes and smoked sausage. By the time she came home from work, she done cooked 30 meals, so it was the quickest thing she could make. But she cooked it better than it could ever taste in the world.

What drug will you never do again?

I don’t do too many; I just smoke weed and drink sip. But I’ll never fuck with no more coke. It’s not about a bad high, it’s just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out, and I’m a pretty boy.

50 Cent has called you a “whore” repeatedly. Where is your comeback rhyme already?

Man, I have to call him and say thank you. He’s catapulted me. Nigga, white people know me now! Thank you! Diss rhyme? Fuck no? That nigga thrives off that. I am not feeding that tiger. I’m smart. Do you see his size? I’m small. I saw a YouTube video of this dude playing a concert; somebody threw water on im–he took off his hat, went in the crowd, grabbed the nigga and boom! I was like, This nigga’s the hardest nigga on planet Earth. So no, I’m not dissing 50. And I’m not throwing water on him, neither.

Between the hundreds of rhymes you’ve recorded in the past few years, how do you remember them all?

I don’t. Before I play a show, I need to sit with a CD player and remind myself.

You’ve been linked to Karrine “Superhead” Steffans and Trina. What is it about you and bad girls?

[Sings.] Bad girls, bad girls whatcha gon’ do/Whatcha gon’ do when they come for you. Seriously, what you gonna do? I like to live on the edge.

Your daughter, Reginae, is 00 now. What’s a day like when you’re on dad duty?

That’s it: I’m on duty. I gotta do whatever the little general tells me to do. She wake up super earlier than me, all kinds of shit will have happened by the time I get up: Something might be burning on the stove, because she thinks she can cook. So then I take her out to eat. She likes steaks. I usually have studio time, but she has her own little area at the studio where she can sit on a computer. She plays a game called The Millsberry–it’s like The Sims. Then she’ll disappear, and we’ll hit the call button. She’ll be way over in studio E with Celine Dion or Shakira, walking around with no shoes on. I’m like, You don’t know them people! And then we have to go the mall. She’s always in the phone store, looking for the new case with, like, diamonds on it. I always gotta go to the bank before I go to the mall with her. Ain’t no thousand dollars in the pocket gonna cut it.

You’ve been arrested three times in the last six months. What’s the secret to surviving a weekend in jail?

It’s just like you living in a bad apartment. That’s how I look at it: Here we go. Fcuk. Somebody gon’ fcuk with you, but ignoring a nigga is cool. You getting out of there in afew days. That nigga just trying to make your stay longer. One tip is: If you only gonna be in there a few days, even if it’s a whole week, don’t eat. Who wanna shit in front of anyone? Everyone gonna smell you. Some niggas in there don’t care, but me I’m a hygenical nigga. You gotta hold that in.

Who do you want to take the White House?

Barack, I guess, but I can’t make a real opinion. I ain’t watching no debates. I just want my people to understand that Hillary and Barack are not running for president–they running to be able to run for president. There’s a Republican party, too–we ain’t about to win, fool! A woman or a black man versus an old white dude? Fcuk no! They gonna be like, This black-ass nigga trying to come in my Oval Office? Fcuuuuuk no. The world about to end in 2012 anyway. ‘Cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is gonna end as we know it. You can see it
already. A planet doesn’t exist: There’s no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings–and not just the Twin Towers, but dudes who play baseball are flying planes into buildings. Mosquitoes bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president! [I added a link explaining the Mayan calendars for those who are interested — C.]

Your friend Pimp C died from a codeine-cough-syrup overdose. Are you afraid that stuff is going to kill you too?

I’m never afraid to die, ’cause I could walk out this b*tch and a lamp could fall on my head. A mosquito could bite me! I was shot when I was 12, and I had to get a blood transfusions, so I have to get tiested for HIV every six months ’cause I got different blood in me. I could die that way. I get migraines real bad on the left side of my head. When I blow my snot, my doctor was like, “What color’s the mucus?” I checked, and the mucus came out red from the left nostril. They said I needed an MRI, but I can’t get into a magnetic field, because I have metal fragments in my chest from when I got shot. We can never figure out what’s wrong with me. So I don’t be tripping. I be pouring it up.

Borrowed from Celeb-Blitz

YIKES: Oprah!

(laugh) I bet Oprah looks at these pics from the late 80s, looks out the window and screams “What the fook was I thinkin.” Looking like she stepped out of the tub and stuck her finger in the nearest outlet, O is now the target of Rev Wright opposers as she too was once a member of his churh, however, she left 20 years ago because (she was smart) she was not comfortable with the sermons.

YIKES: Lil Kim (pic and Bentley Repo'd)

Damn, every pic we see of Lil Kim makes us think more of a transvestite…
What happened to this woman? Also, Kim’s Bentley was repo’d this week for being 4 mos in arrears…. This economy is fucking with everybody. Why didn’t Kim take full advantage of her rising star after she got out of jail?

YIKES: Diana Ross

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What is DE FOOK! Diana Looks like she’s at home in the middle of the night going to get a glass of orange juice out of the fridge. This frock and matching sewer boots had to be a last minute choice. Her eldest daughter Rhonda (background) is looking a lot better these days, she used to look like her father Berry Gordy in drag.

YIKES: Rebbie Jackson?

OK, we’ll give her a break, she’s 58 and the oldest sibling of the famous Jackson family. Here’s a photo of Rebbie Jackson and her beautiful daughters Stacy and Yashi.

YIKES: Mike Tyson

Here’s a recent pic of Mike Tyson at the BAPE store opening in LA…

YIKES: Whitney

Whitney Houston and her daughter (sans baby fat) Bobbi Christina at LAX. Sad thing.. Don’t know if the guy in front is Bobbi or Whitney’s boyfriend (laugh).

YIKES! Mary J Blige

Mary is such cool people I just can’t talk about her. Just look at the pic and draw your own conclusions…. Look harder and you will see Heavy D in the background…

YIKES! Latoya Jackson?

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Yikes: Jayne Kennedy?

…and this pic is not new. Don’t think she’s married to this dude anymore. Jayne has not been the same since that infamous video came out several years ago with Leon Isaac Kennedy. Tip: NEVER FILM YOURSELF HAVING SEX… not even for temporary enjoyment.

YIKES: Is this FREE (from BET)?

…it has long been rumored that she is in her 40′s. This recent pic sums up that is a lie. She is actually 62 years old and this man is her grandbaby Chuck.

YIKES! Fat Joe

filed under “Anyone for a Stroke?”

Taking time out to promote his new CD “Elephant in the Room” and taking a break off of his tirade and beef with 50 Cent, rapper Fat Joe is still able to find the time to squeeze in a well-balanced, nutritious meal.

YIKES! Half of African-American Teen Girls Have a Sexually Transmitted Disease

Here is ANOTHER reason the black church needs to start addressing STDs in the black community (after almost 3 decades of not doing it). Urban radio needs to take note too… One in four teenage girls in the United States is infected with a sexually transmitted disease, according to data released Tuesday by the CDC. The figures, based on research conducted in 2003 and 2004, show that nearly one in five girls between 14 and 19 years old is infected with human papillomavirus (HPV), which can cause of cervical cancer and genital warts. About one in 25 girls carries chlamydia, a sexually transmitted bacterium. The study also showed that nearly half of adolescent African-American girls are infected with an STD. Read more here

YIKES: Jermaine Jackson?

Here is a vintage pic of (30 years ago) and a recent pic of Jermaine Jackson at a party in LA. What is the deal with that face? Perhaps the Jackson’s are indeed prone to some type of serious skin conditions.

Actor's Birthday Party Guest List: Hepatitis A

Ashton Kutcher’s birthday party happened at this spot during the time a bartender was working and was infected with Hepatitis A (yikes). All party goers have been summoned by the NY Department of Health (read release below)

NEW YORK CITY DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND MENTAL HYGIENE
Thomas R. Frieden, MD, MPH Commissioner

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Thursday, February 21, 2008
(212) 788-5290

HEALTH DEPARTMENT NOTIFIES PATRONS OF A WEST VILLAGE BAR OF POSSIBLE EXPOSURE TO HEPATITIS A ON FEB. 7TH, 8TH, AND 11TH

Anyone Who Patronized Socialista Bar during Certain Hours on those Dates Should Get Hepatitis A Vaccine as a Precautionary Measure

NEW YORK CITY – February 21, 2008 – In response to a case of Hepatitis A in a bartender at Socialista in Manhattan, the Health Department today notified patrons of the exposure and urged them to get a hepatitis A vaccination as a precautionary measure. Hepatitis A is spread by putting something in one’s mouth (even though it might look clean) that has been contaminated with traces of fecal matter from an infected person. Any patron who visited the establishment after 8 p.m. on February 7th or 8th, or after 10 p.m. on February 11th (the times the infected person worked after becoming infectious), is considered to be at risk and needs a preventive shot.

The bar owners, who are cooperating fully with the Health Department, estimate that about 700-800 people may have visited on these nights. No additional cases of illness have been identified. 

People can visit their regular doctor to receive this shot. The Health Department will also offer free vaccinations at P.S. 41 elementary school at 116 West 11th Street (at 6th Ave.) in Manhattan to patrons at the following times:

YIKES! Lil' Kim? (pictures)

the top pics are from 1996 and it’s a mug shot but this is how Lil’ Kim used to look.. There was nothing wrong with her… was it?

New Gnarls Barkley Promo Pics: Cee-lo in drag YIKES

Cee-lo looks like Florida Evans from Good Times

YIKES! Jancie Dickinson: What happened?

The fine and innocent looking girl in the first picture looks like she might be Janice Dickinson’s granddaughter at first site, but it’s hard to believe that’s actually Janice herself some 20 odd years ago. What in the hell happened!!!

YIKES! Jancie Dickinson: What happened?

The fine and innocent looking girl in the first picture looks like she might be Janice Dickinson’s granddaughter at first site, but it’s hard to believe that’s actually Janice herself some 20 odd years ago. What in the hell happened!!!

Yikes! Is This Jasmine Guy?

Jasmine Guy is 42, but I have never seen black crack like this. Jas doesn’t look a day under 55 in this pic. The former Different World
actor (it is now politically incorrect to call women who act “actresses’) has not been up to much since the show was cancelled some years back, come to think of it, we haven’t seen ANYONE from that show do anything major since the cancellation…. Guy is right there in LA LA Land the playground of botox and plastic surgery but I suppose we will see a slight drop in that trend from now on too…

Yikes! Is This Jasmine Guy?

Jasmine Guy is 42, but I have never seen black crack like this. Jas doesn’t look a day under 55 in this pic. The former Different World
actor (it is now politically incorrect to call women who act “actresses’) has not been up to much since the show was cancelled some years back, come to think of it, we haven’t seen ANYONE from that show do anything major since the cancellation…. Guy is right there in LA LA Land the playground of botox and plastic surgery but I suppose we will see a slight drop in that trend from now on too…